Section: Opinion

Quick Complaints

“The housing lottery was entirely too long.”

– Kate Prince ’17

 

“Apparently they throw away the Peirce dishes that people leave on top of trash cans in the library?”

– Paul Hoehn ’14

 

“Literally why is it snowing?”

– David Vance ’14

 

“Why are all due dates in April?”

– Natalie Staples ’14

 

“People are stealing entire boxes of matzah from Peirce.”

– Becky Gorin ’14

 

“Ralston has no heat, and that is upsetting.”

– Wanufi Teshome ’16

 

“The bananas are too hard to peel.”

– Derek Hoare ’17

 

“Snow in April.”

– Izzy Johnson ’15 and Kate Faigen ’15

 

“The lines at the Fusion station have been way too long since they started heating pasta in individual pans.”

– Lila Greco ’15

 

“I don’t know enough people in my class.”

– Stephanie Cordonnier ’15

 

“This campus will never get rid of its germs.”

– Madi Thompson ’16

 

“I don’t know why everyone is complaining about the snow.”

– Daniel Cebul ’17

 

“I’m going to miss my friends when they go abroad.”

– Rishi Choubey ’16

 

“I feel like a burden when I ask for gluten-free pasta.”

– Kathleen Low ’16

 

“The St. Vincent concert in Columbus was canceled.”

– Brandon Roman ’16

 

“There needs to be more gluten-free desserts.”

– Katie Hardiman ’15

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