Section: Opinion

Quick Complaints

“A liberal arts education has made me forget how to study for tests.”

– McKinley Sherrod ’14


“I’ve fallen one too many times this week and it’s only Tuesday.”

– Caitlin Ramirez ’14


“Where did all the salt go?”

– Megan Darnell ’14 and Aubrey Powers ’14


“That wrinkly painting in Old Side. I feel bad for that guy.”

– Lucy Iselin ’16


“There’s not enough salt/cat litter in the world for Middle Path.”

– Derek Dashiell ’16


“Where’s my Safe Ride?”

– Lauren Faccinto ’14


“Not enough caffeine in Peirce coffee.”

– Kyle Aaronson ’15


“Please no more snow!”

– Bheki Mhlanga ’16


“I lost my voice and I had to communicate using Post-it notes.”

– Cheyenne Cardell ’15


“There was no seagull in The Seagull.”

– Christine Prevas ’15


“I’m tired of seeing the trash outside of New Apts. People should really pick up their litter.”

– Brett Miller ’15


“Killing mice in my room is really sad. I’ve had seven mice in my room. But thank you Maintenance.”

– Natalie Reneau ’15


“The knockoff Sriracha makes me mad and sad.”

– Gavin Mead ’15


“I think Middle Path is unfit for those with physical disabilities and they have a hard time getting across campus.”

– Lauren Corn ’15 and Logan Bialik ’15


“Who is trolling all of Kenyon Confessions?”

– Ali Goergen ’14


“My face is burning from the cold. Why am I living where my face burns?”

– Lyra Hall ’14


“I can no longer tell the difference between my studio key and my apartment key because I spend so much time in my studio.”

– Elise Shattuck ’14


“My girlfriend is overly positive.”

– Nick Cooper-Hamburger ’16


“The Deli just chooses whenever they want to close, just like today, so now I have to eat at Peirce.”

– Camelia Milnes ’15


“Slow walking couples on Middle Path.”

– Kevin Zhang ’15


“I hate that the administration has passive aggressively taken away all of the cigarette ashtrays.”

– Erich Slimak ’15


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