“A liberal arts education has made me forget how to study for tests.”

– McKinley Sherrod ’14

“I’ve fallen one too many times this week and it’s only Tuesday.”

– Caitlin Ramirez ’14

“Where did all the salt go?”

– Megan Darnell ’14 and Aubrey Powers ’14

“That wrinkly painting in Old Side. I feel bad for that guy.”

– Lucy Iselin ’16

“There’s not enough salt/cat litter in the world for Middle Path.”

– Derek Dashiell ’16

“Where’s my Safe Ride?”

– Lauren Faccinto ’14

“Not enough caffeine in Peirce coffee.”

– Kyle Aaronson ’15

“Please no more snow!”

– Bheki Mhlanga ’16

“I lost my voice and I had to communicate using Post-it notes.”

– Cheyenne Cardell ’15

“There was no seagull in The Seagull.”

– Christine Prevas ’15

“I’m tired of seeing the trash outside of New Apts. People should really pick up their litter.”

– Brett Miller ’15

“Killing mice in my room is really sad. I’ve had seven mice in my room. But thank you Maintenance.”

– Natalie Reneau ’15

“The knockoff Sriracha makes me mad and sad.”

– Gavin Mead ’15

“I think Middle Path is unfit for those with physical disabilities and they have a hard time getting across campus.”

– Lauren Corn ’15 and Logan Bialik ’15

“Who is trolling all of Kenyon Confessions?”

– Ali Goergen ’14

“My face is burning from the cold. Why am I living where my face burns?”

– Lyra Hall ’14

“I can no longer tell the difference between my studio key and my apartment key because I spend so much time in my studio.”

– Elise Shattuck ’14

“My girlfriend is overly positive.”

– Nick Cooper-Hamburger ’16

“The Deli just chooses whenever they want to close, just like today, so now I have to eat at Peirce.”

– Camelia Milnes ’15

“Slow walking couples on Middle Path.”

– Kevin Zhang ’15

“I hate that the administration has passive aggressively taken away all of the cigarette ashtrays.”

– Erich Slimak ’15