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Wiggin Street Weighs In

Wiggin Street Weighs In

By Jane Simonton

Felix Brooks-Quijada First Grade

Who should have been chosen to replace Nugent as president of the college?

Martin, a kid from my mom’s dance class.

What advice do you have for seniors working on comps?

Study for a very long time.

Do you think Middle Path should be paved? Why?

No, because it’s funner to walk on and ride your bike on.

What meal should Peirce start serving?

Sushi.

This year, Kenyon has brought Josh Radnor, John Green, and Michelle Obama. Who should visit campus next?

George Lucas

Beckett Chun Third Grade

Who should have been chosen to replace Nugent as president of the college?

Bruce Wayne

What advice do you have for seniors working on comps?

Watch more TV and chill out.

Do you think Middle Path should be paved? Why?

No, because if dogs and cats poop on it, it will be more noticeable.

What meal should Peirce start serving?

McDonalds’ Kids Meals.

This year, Kenyon has brought Josh Radnor, John Green, and Michelle Obama. Who should visit campus next?

Psy [of “Gangnam Style”]

Sara Landon Fifth Grade

Who should have been chosen to replace Nugent as president of the college?

My dad

What advice do you have for seniors working on comps?

Study hard and do your best.

Do you think Middle Path should be paved? Why?

Yes, it would be easier to walk on.

What meal should Peirce start serving?

A salad bar with fresh ingredients.

This year, Kenyon has brought Josh Radnor, John Green, and Michelle Obama. Who should visit campus next?

Ron Paul

Charlie Svoboda-Barber Third Grade

Who should have been chosen to replace Nugent as president of the college?

Maybe a teacher.

What advice do you have for seniors working on comps?

You probably shouldn’t freak out and maybe, like, do art.

Do you think Middle Path should be paved? Why?

No because it looks better not paved.

What meal should Peirce start serving?

Maybe applesauce … and chicken nuggets.

This year, Kenyon has brought Josh Radnor, John Green, and Michelle Obama. Who should visit campus next?

I’m not really interested in anyone famous, so maybe a singer.

Oliver Gill-Williams Kindergarten

Who should have been chosen to replace Nugent as president of the college?

Me or Mrs. Zoleman [his teacher].

What advice do you have for seniors working on comps?

Work hard and have fun.

Do you think Middle Path should be paved? Why?

Yes, because you could walk on it and ride bikes easier and it would look cool.

What meal should Peirce start serving?

Anything

This year, Kenyon has brought Josh Radnor, John Green, and Michelle Obama. Who should visit campus next?

Spiderman and Jack Sparrow

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